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Hay is for horses, milking is for cows, and only cows: My very brief encounter with a super freak
Read more...Stories and essays from my life
Hay is for horses, milking is for cows, and only cows: My very brief encounter with a super freak
Read more...Today is NOT a good day to die: a story about accidentally staying alive
Read more...Nothing is scarier than a clown, except a clown with an affinity for oral sex.
Read more...How you sell matters. What your process is matters. But how your customers feel when they engage with you matters more, especially when selling lap dances at a strip club.
Read more...Anal beads, pronouns, and surgical gloves: My non-binary roommate experience
Read more...Poop references, races to the bathroom, and disgusting nicknames aside, I have never wanted to trade my brothers for sisters, I don’t care how many times they farted on me.
Read more...At sixteen-years-old, I had one of the most fun summers of my life, and learned a thing or two about water pumps.
Read more...I have had many part time jobs, but never one that required so many needles.
Read more...The relationship I had with my sugar daddy was a rare one, mostly because it only lasted twenty minutes.
Read more...Turns out writing a song for a long-lost love, recording it, and shipping it over international waters, isn't enough to win them over.
Read more...My quest to make the most amount of money, in the least amount of time, doing the littlest amount of work possible has led me to this conclusion; jobs like these usually require full frontal nudity.
Read more...The Passover seder requires all participants to drink four glasses of wine, and when I was seven years old, it sure made for an interesting night.
Read more...Alzheimer’s is no laughing matter, except for when the person with Alzheimer’s is your mother, and her favorite topic of conversation is large penises.
Read more...Stale snacks, prolapsed anuses, and naughty septuagenarians; my first experience in a BDSM dungeon
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