Essays

Trust Your Instinct

Hay is for horses, milking is for cows, and only cows: My very brief encounter with a super freak

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Hokahey! But Not Today

Today is NOT a good day to die: a story about accidentally staying alive

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Non-Albino Et Al

Anal hooks, pronouns, and surgical gloves: My non-binary roommate experience

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Clownilingus

Nothing is scarier than a clown, except a clown with an affinity for oral sex.

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Everything I know about sales I learned at a strip club

How you sell matters. What your process is matters. But how your customers feel when they engage with you matters more, especially when selling lap dances at a strip club.

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