Stories and essays from my life
Hay is for horses, milking is for cows, and only cows: My very brief encounter with a super freak
Today is NOT a good day to die: a story about accidentally staying alive
Anal hooks, pronouns, and surgical gloves: My non-binary roommate experience
Nothing is scarier than a clown, except a clown with an affinity for oral sex.
How you sell matters. What your process is matters. But how your customers feel when they engage with you matters more, especially when selling lap dances at a strip club.