Blood Runner

I have had many part time jobs, but never one that required so many needles.

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Twenty-minute Sugar Daddy

The relationship I had with my sugar daddy was a rare one, mostly because it only lasted twenty minutes.

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Everything I know about sales I learned at a strip club

How you sell matters. What your process is matters. But how your customers feel when they engage with you matters more, especially when selling lap dances at a strip club.

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Clownilingus

Nothing is scarier than a clown, except a clown with an affinity for oral sex.

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Water Pump Hand Job

At sixteen-years-old, I had one of the most fun summers of my life, and learned a thing or two about water pumps.

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