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Passover. Then Pass out
Passover. Then Pass out

The Passover seder requires all participants to drink four glasses of wine, and when I was seven years old, it sure made for an interesting night.

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Gyno Pigs
Gyno Pigs

My quest to make the most amount of money, in the least amount of time, doing the littlest amount of work possible has led me to this conclusion; jobs like these usually require full frontal nudity.

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But I Wrote a Song for You!
But I Wrote a Song for You!

Turns out writing a song for a long-lost love, recording it, and shipping it over international waters, isn't enough to win them over.

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