Everything I know about sales I learned at a strip club

How you sell matters. What your process is matters. But how your customers feel when they engage with you matters more, especially when selling lap dances at a strip club.

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Clownilingus

Nothing is scarier than a clown, except a clown with an affinity for oral sex.

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Water Pump

At sixteen-years-old, I had one of the most fun summers of my life, and learned a thing or two about water pumps.

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Rick the Lion

Poop references, races to the bathroom, and disgusting nicknames aside, I have never wanted to trade my brothers for sisters, I don’t care how many times they farted on me.

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Welcome to the Soup Dungeon

Stale snacks, prolapsed anuses, and naughty septuagenarians; my first experience in a BDSM dungeon

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